Герань - сказка о том, как цветок жену сапожника задобрил

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Герань знают, наверное, все без исключения. Но, как водится – не ту, о которой речь. Герань, которая растет в саду, и пеларгония, что на подоконнике (или в саду, но в качестве летника) – совсем не одно и то же, хотя и родственники.
Наша фаворитка – та герань, которая без проблем растет в саду (видов и сортов множество): хороша, надёжна, благодарна, здорова...

Возвращался как-то сапожник домой, в немецкую деревушку, и был... как бы это сказать? не очень крепок в ногах. Шел и представлял, что ему жена сейчас скажет. Очень хорошо представлял! Вдруг в поле увидел удивительный цветок – журавельник (плодики герани напоминают журавлиный клюв), сорвал его: жену захотел задобрить – он ведь не со зла, угостили его хорошие люди, как тут откажешься?

Жена дверь открыла и рот тоже открыла, но муженек вовремя ей герань протянул – она как аромат вдохнула, так и успокоилась, заулыбалась, цветок в воду поставила, а он корни дал. И все у них наладилось – жена ворчать перестала, муж пить, садик перед домом ещё прекраснее стал, чем раньше. Герань, она такая!